What?
Like what even is this place supposed to be about?
Dopeb.com is an apparel company unlike any other on the planet. Quite a bold statement, we know, but when it comes to buying stuff online these days everything seems to be just a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy and so on.
What does dopeb even mean?
Designed On Par Excellence Bespokewear. The D and B are silent though, so it’s pronounced “ope” like the when you’re in the midwest and trying to skootch past someone in the grocery isle.
What would make anyone want to shop here?
Why does anyone shop anywhere? Heck if we know. All we know is the excellent things we produce are beyond satisfactory to us and our customers.
What makes dopeb different?
All of our stuff is serialized. Oh and our designs are awesome. The serialization is so you know you’re getting a unique piece when you get your stuff, and not just some mass manufactured premade junk everyone else seems to be hawking these days. Sure maybe someone has the same shirt from us as you, but you’ll have a little number on it that’s all your own. The design should be the draw.
What inspires the design?
That’s an easy one. We have a talented team of designers and a robot named STYLES.
What? A robot? You mean like AI?
Yes, STYLES is short for Subject Topic Yield Learning Example System. Sort of a backronym really. A hand cooked machine that just spits out stuff so cool we thought “Yea, that’s got to be on a t-shirt.”